Hello
It's me, Mini Corgi, writing.
I borrowed my mother's computer while she was away. Mother doesn't know about it - and she certainly won't like it either! But when something is important, you have to bend the rules.
I now offer my unique course: Self-sufficiency for all dogs.
The course is aimed at ALL dogs who are interested in being able to get their own treats, snacks and other treats.
We're going to talk about the size of dogs in relation to the height of the kitchen counter. How far onto the counter can you reach if you stretch well, or jump high? Should you eat everything you find on the counter right away, or can an old cheese be stored in the dog basket for later use?
How do you grab a bag of chips from the coffee table without being seen or clear your teenager's desk of treats?
We will work on opening school bags, collecting lunch boxes, taking down jackets from hangers so that the pockets can be emptied and answering the question, can glass jars be opened without breaking?
An important part of the course will be about waste sorting. How do you empty a trash can all over the floor and sort out the most delicious food scraps? Below we will discuss how to put on an innocent face when people discover what we have done, or make it look like the cat has been a bully. For this part of the course you must bring your own cat.
The teacher will be me, Mini corgi.
After several years of practice in self-sufficiency, I would dare to call myself an expert. In addition to being really keen on self-sufficiency, I have specialized in fencing as a small side business. Mom has yet to find a fence that I can't climb with cunning and stubbornness.
I bring my assistant, the young dog Audi, who has spent the last few months improving his skills at collecting eggs directly from the hen house and has also practiced a very special technique for jumping really high, so he can reach really far onto the kitchen table.
The guest lecturer will be the little wimp Cookie, who will demonstrate how to run across the dining table in a flash, grabbing a big mouthful of chips from the snack bowl while smiling and wagging her tail. She will also show how to quickly grab mom's arm to make mom's food fall to the floor instead of going into mom's mouth.
The course ends with a practical exercise where you self-supply at home and hand over the loot to me. A diploma will be issued as proof of participation in the course.
Register via the dog mail. Hurry, places will fill up quickly.
This course should be mandatory for every food-hungry family dog.
Best regards
From Mini Corgi ;)
About this week's blogger:
Mini Corgi with help from
Helene is an early retiree and spends a large part of her time with her animals. The animal team consists of 4 dogs, 1 cat, 15 free-range chickens, approx. 80 aviary birds and her daughter has three axolotls. And now she and Cookie can also call themselves a reading dog team.
She loves writing short stories, poems and stories from her everyday life and enjoys reading a good Scandinavian crime novel.
In addition to Helene and all the animals, the family consists of Birger 55 years old, Thor 12 years old and Sigrid 10 years old.
Self-sufficiency for all dogs...
Hello
It's me, Mini Corgi, writing.
I borrowed my mother's computer while she was away. Mother doesn't know about it - and she certainly won't like it either! But when something is important, you have to bend the rules.
I now offer my unique course: Self-sufficiency for all dogs.
The course is aimed at ALL dogs who are interested in being able to get their own treats, snacks and other treats.
We're going to talk about the size of dogs in relation to the height of the kitchen counter. How far onto the counter can you reach if you stretch well, or jump high? Should you eat everything you find on the counter right away, or can an old cheese be stored in the dog basket for later use?
How do you grab a bag of chips from the coffee table without being seen or clear your teenager's desk of treats?
We will work on opening school bags, collecting lunch boxes, taking down jackets from hangers so that the pockets can be emptied and answering the question, can glass jars be opened without breaking?
An important part of the course will be about waste sorting. How do you empty a trash can all over the floor and sort out the most delicious food scraps? Below we will discuss how to put on an innocent face when people discover what we have done, or make it look like the cat has been a bully. For this part of the course you must bring your own cat.
The teacher will be me, Mini corgi.
After several years of practice in self-sufficiency, I would dare to call myself an expert. In addition to being really keen on self-sufficiency, I have specialized in fencing as a small side business. Mom has yet to find a fence that I can't climb with cunning and stubbornness.
I bring my assistant, the young dog Audi, who has spent the last few months improving his skills at collecting eggs directly from the hen house and has also practiced a very special technique for jumping really high, so he can reach really far onto the kitchen table.
The guest lecturer will be the little wimp Cookie, who will demonstrate how to run across the dining table in a flash, grabbing a big mouthful of chips from the snack bowl while smiling and wagging her tail. She will also show how to quickly grab mom's arm to make mom's food fall to the floor instead of going into mom's mouth.
The course ends with a practical exercise where you self-supply at home and hand over the loot to me. A diploma will be issued as proof of participation in the course.
Register via the dog mail. Hurry, places will fill up quickly.
This course should be mandatory for every food-hungry family dog.
Best regards
From Mini Corgi ;)
About this week's blogger:
Mini Corgi with help from
Helene is an early retiree and spends a large part of her time with her animals. The animal team consists of 4 dogs, 1 cat, 15 free-range chickens, approx. 80 aviary birds and her daughter has three axolotls. And now she and Cookie can also call themselves a reading dog team.
She loves writing short stories, poems and stories from her everyday life and enjoys reading a good Scandinavian crime novel.
In addition to Helene and all the animals, the family consists of Birger 55 years old, Thor 12 years old and Sigrid 10 years old.