You might have had an idea of what it would be like to get a dog.
Walks, ball throwing, treats and cozy moments on the couch. But then you became a dog dad – and suddenly there are things you never in your life expected would become part of your everyday life.
Here are 10 things you (maybe) never expected as a dog dad:
1. You speak baby language – to your dog
"Are you a good little boy? Yes, you are!" You catch yourself speaking in a bright voice and childish phrases while standing in the middle of the street... and you actually don't care.
2. Your pockets are always full of... everything.
Doggy bags. Treats. Half sticks. A loose sock (how it got there, you don't know)
3. You plan your vacation based on whether your dog can come with you.
Tuscany is delicious – but what good is it if Buster isn't allowed to stay at the hotel? You've googled "dog-friendly places" more than you've googled restaurants.
4. Your bed is no longer yours
You sleep 30 cm off the mattress while your four-legged friend sprawls out like a king on his throne. You don't complain. You just move.
5. You have more pictures of the dog than of people
Your camera roll is one big declaration of love for your dog. Snoring pictures, tongue-out pictures, first time in the snow – and yes, you happily show them off.
6. You know everyone in the neighborhood through the dog
You don't know the neighbor's husband's name, but you know that their dog is called Bella and loves liver pâté. You've suddenly become part of the dog club - without a membership card.
7. You've argued with your dog
“Come in NOW.”
Dog looks at you with a 'no thanks' look
“Yes. NOW.”
Dog sits down demonstratively
And you realize you just lost an argument to someone who can't even speak.
8. You buy toys and hope they last more than one day.
It looked so sturdy in the store. Thick rubber, sturdy rope... and yet it's destroyed in three minutes. You're now an expert in "ultra-durable dog toys"
9. You've googled "is it dangerous if my dog eats..."
...a sock, a piece of chocolate, a tealight holder, a tennis ball, a corn on the cob and a half-eaten burger from the sidewalk. You've learned that anything can happen!
10. You love more than you thought possible
You thought you were going to have a dog. Instead, you got a companion, a best friend, a faithful shadow, and a heart with fur. And you wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.
Are you also a proud dog dad? Then you know exactly what we're talking about. It's not just a pet – they're family ❤️
The 10 Things You Never Expected as a Dog Dad
You might have had an idea of what it would be like to get a dog.
Walks, ball throwing, treats and cozy moments on the couch. But then you became a dog dad – and suddenly there are things you never in your life expected would become part of your everyday life.
Here are 10 things you (maybe) never expected as a dog dad:
1. You speak baby language – to your dog
"Are you a good little boy? Yes, you are!" You catch yourself speaking in a bright voice and childish phrases while standing in the middle of the street... and you actually don't care.
2. Your pockets are always full of... everything.
Doggy bags. Treats. Half sticks. A loose sock (how it got there, you don't know)
3. You plan your vacation based on whether your dog can come with you.
Tuscany is delicious – but what good is it if Buster isn't allowed to stay at the hotel? You've googled "dog-friendly places" more than you've googled restaurants.
4. Your bed is no longer yours
You sleep 30 cm off the mattress while your four-legged friend sprawls out like a king on his throne. You don't complain. You just move.
5. You have more pictures of the dog than of people
Your camera roll is one big declaration of love for your dog. Snoring pictures, tongue-out pictures, first time in the snow – and yes, you happily show them off.
6. You know everyone in the neighborhood through the dog
You don't know the neighbor's husband's name, but you know that their dog is called Bella and loves liver pâté. You've suddenly become part of the dog club - without a membership card.
7. You've argued with your dog
“Come in NOW.”
Dog looks at you with a 'no thanks' look
“Yes. NOW.”
Dog sits down demonstratively
And you realize you just lost an argument to someone who can't even speak.
8. You buy toys and hope they last more than one day.
It looked so sturdy in the store. Thick rubber, sturdy rope... and yet it's destroyed in three minutes. You're now an expert in "ultra-durable dog toys"
9. You've googled "is it dangerous if my dog eats..."
...a sock, a piece of chocolate, a tealight holder, a tennis ball, a corn on the cob and a half-eaten burger from the sidewalk. You've learned that anything can happen!
10. You love more than you thought possible
You thought you were going to have a dog. Instead, you got a companion, a best friend, a faithful shadow, and a heart with fur. And you wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.
Are you also a proud dog dad? Then you know exactly what we're talking about. It's not just a pet – they're family ❤️